WHY THERE’S NO APP FOR WASHING YOUR BUTT…

In an age of self-driving cars…

Robots that vacuum the floor…

Drones that deliver your pizza…

And artificial intelligence to take care of your home when you’re away… our lives are becoming more what looked like the future on The Jetsons.

There seems to be a new APP for everything every day.

However, there are still some things technology can’t do.

There’s still some things you can only do for yourself…

There’s still no APP for washing your BUTT…

Just as there’s no automatic car wash that can provide the level of detail that can be provided by the ‘human touch’, there’s no technology that can provide the necessary levels of…

HYGIENE AND ‘LOWgiene’ necessary to be clean, odor-free, and healthy.

And, there can never be an APP to accept God’s gift of salvation for you…

Accepting Yeshua the Messiah, Jesus Christ, is a personal decision.

No one else can believe for you…

No one else can have faith for you…

No one else can repent for your sins for you…

No one else can confess with their mouths and believe in their hearts for you…

Romans 10:8-10 (NKJV)

But what does it say? “The word is near you, in your mouth and in your heart” (that is, the word of faith which we preach): that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For with the heart one believes unto righteousness, and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

So, as things become quicker, easier and ‘smarter’ don’t never forget that some things we will always have to slow down and do for ourselves.

WHY YOU’RE TOO OLD TO TAKE A SHOWER AT NIGHT THEN JUST GET UP & GO…

THE LESSON IN A CLEAN, BUT ITCHY BUTT…

BE BLESSTIFIED!

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